"Go Cook Rice!!!"

the local word of the day is "go cook rice!" some1 ackin' high makamaka wit' U, instead of fals'n dem in the back of da coconut dey get fo' one head (Save yo'self da trouble n' court date) an' dig out da inna-tidah. GCR is da 1st step in Tidah Action Resolution Deterrence or TARD. Cauz' da tidah way of resolving tings always ends wit U smiling wit puka teet. A local service announcement from Protecting Tourist Hawaii