Bagoong

The local word of the day is bagoong. It's da perfect solushen for anyone dat invades yo' personal space. No like dat boy in Mat' Class, eat bagoong. No like dat ni'ele supahvizah, eat bagoong. No feel like givin' yo' honey any akshen tonite, eat some bagoong. Kaon Ta! But brush yo' teeth aftah yo' might wake da dead.