Yeah, White Chicks, just like the movie. But really, Hawaiian guys love haole girls. White chicks that come to Hawaii on vacation, or for school, or for a wedding are fair game to any local braddah. You'll see the local guys everywhere, from the airport to the drivers, from the driver to the bellman, from the bellman to the pool attendant, from the pool attendant to the waiter, from the waiter to the guy behind the bar, from the bartender to the bouncer, from the bouncer to the every local braddah in the club, and from there to any where on the island until you get back to the airport.
100% of local Hawaiian guys check out haole wahines (white chicks). Hawaiians are immune to white fever. We don't need to acquire the taste of white oats or become white-a-fide. We aren't infatuated by media's white chick stigma. So why do we like um? Well, plainly speaking, white girls are more fun. They're outdoorsy. Of course, many of them come from the mainland so they don't know how to surf, local guys can easily take advantage of this desire. Hiking to a waterfall, or go on a circle island road trip always seems really adventurous and it's all free. Local guys love that.
Another reason is, they're rarely ever alone. They always have some friend with them. Sure some are crazy enough to meet a local guy alone, but most times they have a friend or two and that's just great, since it plays in favor of the male. In the numbers game...face it, more white girls than local Hawaiian girls.
Another reason Hawaiians are crazy about haole chicks, is because they look good in shorts and even better in that bikini they've just been dying to wear since getting out of the snow. Obviously, white chicks come in all kinds of shapes and sizes but amazingly, they are never shame to wear a two-piece and expose all that skin...some girls more than others. In contrast, a lot of local chicks are still swimming in t-shirts at the beach no matter how big or small their bodies are. It never ceases to amaze Hawaiians that haole girls are willing to show more skin.
However, painful it is to admit there is a dark truth that we, Hawaiian braddahs cannot ignore... Hawaiian girls love checking out Haole guys.
