Tuesday, February 22, 2011

menpachi eyes

is "menpachi eyes." Word to describe people with the eyeball to body size ratio that is same as the fish. Positive reasons to have menpachi eyes: can see what chicks really look like in night clubs, can cheat when you play poker and no need mask Halloween time. Negative reasons: people compare you to Rodney Dangerfield too much and gotta wear sunglasses indoors and at night. Your only hope: Marry Japanese...hope you get Asian-looking kids with big eyes...Good combination!!!

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