toe jams

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is "toe jams." This is Al Bundy kine feet. A combination of suffering equal to (or greater than) a lethal gas leak, drowning at Waimea and having a fat sweaty sumo wrestler use your face as a yoga mat. "Brah, what wen' die?" "I nevah smell nahting." "Someting is hauna....it's yo' feet! Brah, you get toe jams!" "NOT!" "My girlfriend coming ovah, wash yo' feet, befo' she think I own one fertilizer business."